Red Sox

The Boston Red Sox is a Major League Baseball team from Boston (obviously) Massachusetts. They are one of the most dirty, underhanded, sore-losing teams in all the world. Time and time again, they lose to the superior team known as the New York Yankees, (aka Bronx Bombers, boys in Pinstripes,) which also happens to be the most storied and successful team in the world. The Red Sox constantly complain that the Yanks have a high salary, yet i see it written nowhere that the Yankees are forbidden from using money. We're rich, you're not, so what? SUCKS FOR YOU, THATS WHAT. BOSTON SUCKS, LETS GO YANKEES, winning the AL East Division 10 years in a row and counting!!
David Ortiz and Boston: hey, even though i dont field, cant win a gold glove, cant win the silver slugger, and hit less home runs than Alex Rodriguez doesnt mean i shouldnt have been the AL MVP.

Alex Rodriguez and NY: but ortiz, i batted .318, hit 45 home runs, won the home run title, won the silver slugger, AND won a gold glove in 2005. You didnt do any of those things for your ball club, so i won the AL MVP fair and square.

David Ortiz and Boston: ur right A-Rod, the red sox are gay as hell. may i please suck your cock and swallow your cum so that i can get some of your talent? u can fuck me afterwards if u want to.

Alex Rodriguez and NY: hell no, ur a red sox, and u have aids and crabs and herpes, get the fuk away from me
by Yankees Rule December 30, 2006
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red lipstick

when a guy goes down on a girl on her period then he comes up and kisses her and her blood is on her lips
wow dude, i cant believe you did a red lipstick
by Devin Willoughby August 03, 2008
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red dot

Eastern Indian female with a 'red dot' on the forehead
Damn, they got another red dot working the midnight shift at the 7-11
by Bonita B. Pigsty August 04, 2003
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red sox

The only good team in the AL East, and the only team, with a smaller salary cap than the Yankees, who beat the shit out of them every year.
Red Sox kicked the yankees ass...again
by Sox fan for life April 27, 2007
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red sox

A team that blames their failure on the Yankees' spending, even though they went out and got Curt Schilling, Manny Ramirez, and Keith Foulke, to name a few.
Hmmm... how is it that the yankees won 20 championships before Steinbrenner was around? Oh... I know. They're not CURSED!
by Go A-Rod GO! July 23, 2004
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red pen

The process of fucking your teacher on her period...your "pen" will be red. You may even wipe it off on her in order to mark "corrections".
My chemistry teacher just gave me the red pen!
by Richard Noggin123 March 31, 2008
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red monkeys

Typically described as sneakers of the Bathing Apes brand and is known for being real fresh.
"... nigga this how we do, red monkeys bathin apes someone call the damn zoo!" - Chip tha Ripper
by MilkMan420 August 17, 2011
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