fart hurdle

The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.

Example 1:

Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."

Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."

by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013

fart truster

Someone who trusts a fart and then becomes bitterly disappointed by the messy ramifications.

Joan used to be a fart truster, that is until the concept back-fired on her and she shidoobied herself instead.

by Banniflat March 10, 2009

cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.

"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."

by kraykray28 November 5, 2020

Fart beaver

A hairy butthole

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.

by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022

fart snitch

The person that calls doorknob. Also, known to ask "who farted?"

Bitch doorknob fart snitch fartsnitch

by vealbarrow February 23, 2014

Boomerang Fart

Accidental mis-routing of a normal fart. Rather than blasting away from the buttocks, fart wraps around through the thighs, resulting in scrotal flappage. Flatulence then exits the front of body. . .

*Laying on back in bed and farting into mattress*

Girlfriend: Oh GAWD!! That stinks... Did you let another Boomerang Fart go?!?"

Boyfriend: *Grins awkwardly*

by A. St James September 20, 2012

fart ice

The barrier that stands between two people (most commonly in a new relationship) being comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.

Travis broke the fart ice between Phil and his girlfriend while the three of them were at a social gathering and Travis let one rip. To ease the tension and awkwardness, Travis said “that was just some asshole talking shit”. Phil and his girlfriend shared a laugh about the event and commentary and as a result, Phil and his girlfriend have felt comfortable farting in each other’s presence. Fart ice can be broken in many ways and it can be broken by anyone. It can be done by accident, or on purpose, or inadvertently by a third party.

by dviv August 23, 2019