mind fucking

The act of messing with someones mind, usually to an extreme.

The last time I mindfucked Peter, he thought he was an heroin addict for three days.

mind fucking by Raziel April 21, 2003

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson 

a man who is tired of those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson by Holden_Makok August 17, 2009

shoe fucking 

when someone is walking too closely behind you and keeps hitting the back of your shoe with the front of their shoe.

Man, it sure is crowded walking out here and this jackass behind me keeps shoe fucking me.

We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.

shoe fucking by mike the mick May 18, 2009

Merry Fucking Christmas 

1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays

1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on

Merry Fucking Christmas by AnatomyIsDestiny December 25, 2004

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ 

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

Hate fucking 

the act of displacing anger through fucking unbenounced to the other person.

He was totally hate fucking me last night and I don't know why...

Hate fucking by nana&chelle February 27, 2013

Kentucky Fucking Chicken 

Some food that someone doesn't like.

"Hi, Gabby, let's go to eat something at the Key eF Cee."
"Sorry, Claude, I never eat Kentucky Fucking Chicken!

Kentucky Fucking Chicken by Gaboantsa November 16, 2011