flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.

You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.

by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010

Flatio theater

A theater that puts on plays that has scenes in them where one or more of the actors get there dicks sucked. There are often many gays and bisexuals in flatio theater and some porn stars join a flatio theater.

John is in a flatio theater.

by Deep blue 2012 August 20, 2010

flatno

not flat. Not uncool.

My boss is flatno, he didnt fire me for coming late to work.

by Roofy March 31, 2003

flatbeated

To beat someone in counter-strike and have the favour returned to you via used condom on face

"ohh shit we beat SK, watch for HeatoN with the dommys"

by Mordain June 14, 2003

flatomusic

The study of music created with bubbles.

Flatulina's singing fish choir is an example of flatomusic.

by Hortense October 2, 2003

flatometer

a device used to measure the flatency within flatulance.

something smells. grab the flatometer!

by ac boon coon May 13, 2005

flatunkadunk

A big, fat ass but it is flat like a pancake, instead of round like an apple.

Those jeans make Tilly's ass look like a flatunkadunk!

by Sipowicz September 10, 2007