crosser

That motha fukin slow ass driver in front of you who makes you miss a light because he crosses the white line slowly to make a left turn instead of scooting into the left turn lane while maintaining his speed. While you were slowing down to not ram his ass the light turns to yellow and you have to stop. Usually associated with minivans, old people, or out of state license plates.

That damn crosser caused me to miss my light. Utah, typical.

by darksyde December 24, 2005

Crossfader

1. A person who partakes in the action of getting crossfaded.
2. A mixture of a stoner and a alcoholic.
3. An individual who regularly smokes marijuana and gets drunk at the same time.

Stoner 1: Man, I'm blown finish this bowl
Alcoholic: Naw I'm already drunk
Stoner 2: Just do it
Alcoholic: Alright let me hit it...fuuuuk I'm feeling good, Imma do this all the time
Stoner1: Gay dude you're a crossfader

by Iron Lungs July 13, 2009

Dimensional Crossroads

A supposed "Game Idea" made by a user on Gamefaqs that is so bad it is literally somewhat of a meme on the Current Events and Nonstop Gaming General boards.

It's a reminder of on how NOT to make a Video Game Idea.

"While your Game Idea isn't the greatest, at least it's not as bad as Dimensional Crossroads."

by BigKahn August 24, 2012

crossfire fuck shred

a crossfire fuck is when you get a bitch with a big pussy and two guys double penetrate the pussy in two differint directions so it shreds the pussy.

1. Even though toughing another mans penis with his own alex decided the ho liked it rough so he and a another man performed the crossfire fuck shred.

by Honkey Jonez March 28, 2007

crisscross applesauce

the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce

Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.

by Chad Baker May 12, 2004

crossplay

Crossplay is a subspecies of cosplay. What makes this different from regular cosplay is that the crossplayer is dressing as a character of the opposite sex. This applies to both males and females, yet the males are the most well known and ridiculed.
It is very hard to find a "good" crossplay. At best estimate, 4 in seven crossplays are hideous, to the rate of one in eight good cosplays.
Do not attempt this under any circumstances unless 1) you can make or have access to good costumes, 2) you are absolutely sure you will look good or just okay in it, and 3) you're sure that you will be going to a convention with so many freaks that nobody will mind.

1. Guy walks out of dressing room dressed as catgirl, (or any other female manga character), says to friend: "I'm impressed, you actually made good crossplay. I thought that was nearly impossible!

2. Two "normal" people in jeans and t-shirts walk through a convention.
Person 1: Wow, this is an awesome convention huh?
Person 2: Damn right!
crossplayer walks by...
Person 1: Oh my God... was that a guy in crossplay?
Person 2: Yeah... that's one of those people who should definitely not wear tights.

by Do you even care? December 9, 2009

cambodian crossface

While receiving a blowjob, you grab the girls head and give her an intense crossface with your erect penis. This is used to inflict pain on the bitch, not to make her happy so go all out

I didn't think she was giving me her best sucking, so I decided to just give her a Cambodian Crossface until she learned her lesson

by felatio fedelio January 27, 2008