couchsexual

A person who is any sexual orientation but loves their couch most.

A person who likes to sit on, lay on and / or caress the fabric of their couches for sexual pleasure.

Person 1: So you lied to sit on your couch

Person 2: No, I like to “sit” ;) on my couch, I’m couchsexual!

by casserole! July 2, 2023

Couchy’d

To get so drunk day after day your wife kicks you out the bed and you now live on the couch.

I got so Couchy’s this weekend that’s me moved onto the couch.

Who wants to get Couchy’d?

by PureDeadGaming August 18, 2023

Couchfucker

A couchfucker is someone so worthless and annoying you'll believe anything negative said about them.

JD Vance is a couchfucker

by BobBaldy July 25, 2024

Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event

Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard

by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023

Couchable

A word to define a day thats perfect for sitting on the couch all day.

Dude this day is so Couchable

by BlueFoxThing December 18, 2023

couchmaxing

Jonesing to ejaculate or cum while laying on a couch

Gerald was couchmaxing while watching porn on the couch

by EddieCumsAlot January 26, 2024

Couchie

The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.

"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."

by mnjohnson November 28, 2023