by MachineKiller January 16, 2020
The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.
Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*
by Monofur November 26, 2022
When you shit on a girl's vagina, then proceed to aggressively shove your dick inside her, to "stuff the turkey."
Person 1: I stuffed my girls turkey pretty well last night!
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
by Sir Farts and Cums A lot January 18, 2024
When she’s making a gobbling sound like a turkey on your penis when giving head and her hand is rolling back and forth on it as well.
by salty666 June 07, 2021
"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
by MiniestCam March 09, 2021
by Daddy-6969 June 20, 2023
When you're walking or hiking and have to pee but can't afford to stop, so you turn around and start walking backwards so that you can pee while you walk without getting pee on yourself. The maneuver is named after your exposed cock and balls resembling a turkey beak and waddle. Also called a "walking turkey" or "hanging donkey."
I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.
by relentlessbukkake September 01, 2022