by E_rocker921 February 07, 2018
This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
by doppelganger74 April 26, 2012
Accidental mis-routing of a normal fart. Rather than blasting away from the buttocks, fart wraps around through the thighs, resulting in scrotal flappage. Flatulence then exits the front of body. . .
*Laying on back in bed and farting into mattress*
Girlfriend: Oh GAWD!! That stinks... Did you let another Boomerang Fart go?!?"
Boyfriend: *Grins awkwardly*
Girlfriend: Oh GAWD!! That stinks... Did you let another Boomerang Fart go?!?"
Boyfriend: *Grins awkwardly*
by A. St James April 18, 2012
A smelly fart, shit, or person. Something that will make you gag or throw up. Will more than likely take years off of your life.
Bro, Tyler took Grace to the movies last night and she let out the stinkiest shit during the movie. A straight up meade fart if I’ve ever smelt one. He had to leave her throw because it was a follower.
by Gregsticles98 June 29, 2021
by Woodpimp August 26, 2015
When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.
I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.
by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019
An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.
We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!
by Zozothecat December 25, 2019