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peter morris

Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.
Damnit Molly that kids such a Peter Morris. He keeps giving my boyfriend stellar hand jobs.
by GrumpyAssNugget February 8, 2015
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Peter

Bestest ❤️
Peter; Name, boys name
by Lolimjaz June 27, 2025
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peter knot

When you pull your Peter "dick" out and hit her on the head so hard that it makes a knot.
Eww look at that Peter knot Susie has, it's the size of a mushroom tip
by Silent92 August 13, 2022
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Peter Berndes

The Human Tuna.
Are you eating tuna again today? you are such a Peter Berndes
by Lordoftheimps March 7, 2022
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jubilee renee peters

An actual meme lord, we all wish we could be her. Former HO to America and a total smart ass she is the nicest Korean ever. IF SHE LOVES YOU SHE WILL GIVE YOU FREE FOOD. She freaky tho and probably cooler than all of us. IF YOU MAKE HER MAD YOU BESS RUNN BECAUSE SHE DON FUC AROUND even tho she just Wildin. MOTHER TO ALL DADDY TO LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her memes were so dank so she became one
Oh look its jubilee renee peters.
by ASSTDDIESBITCH May 10, 2018
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Peter

This guy, I swear to god, is the most annoying bloke on earth, but then again, he'll make ya laugh by saying the most random stuff possible. He has severe ADHD and will find anything to smack/laugh at. He screams random shit for no good reason and he loves it. His friends all think there is something wrong with him. However, when he needs to be serious he makes sure that he tucks himself into line. He wants to be a professional sports commentator, but with the amount this guy talks, they're gonna turn off the TV. He always wants attention but never receives any. He loves flipping burgers for a living and has no time to enjoy his life due to the sheer commitment he has to his burger-flipping business. He is a very lovable guy with a passion for stupidity.
Do you know Peter?

That kid that says random stuff? Yeah, he's annoying as hell.
by BigPete123 October 23, 2023
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smoitey Peter

Often referring to the groin area of a male which is sweaty, oily and small.
He seems to be having a bad day

Why?

Idk he might have a smoitey Peter
by Negrophobicman October 24, 2023
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