peter vien

small dicked entity, incapable of thinking outside the sexual realm

"How did your hookup go with that one guy at the party."
"He was a total Peter Vien."
"Damn that sucks."

by checkmysilvacuumia October 30, 2017

Peter Pan

A penis that smells like rotten fish

Guy 1: You wanna come over and eat sandwiches?
Guy 2: Sure, but first I need to wash my Peter Pan

by TrashBoat2000 November 01, 2017

Peter Pan

Penis that smells like rotten fish

Guy 1: Do you want to come over and eat sandwiches?
Guy 2: Ok but first I need to wash my Peter Pan

by TrashBoat2000 November 01, 2017

Peter pan

A man who doesn't want "anything serious", in term immature and forever a child.

He's such a peter pan

by Moonmee January 12, 2021

Pulled a Peter

To claim a project is finished when in reality it’s fucked up beyond repair.

I tried to fix my furnace but I pulled a Peter and all the oil leaked into the wetlands.

by Meatstick68 August 18, 2023

Jens-Peter

Jens-Peter's are basically born from unwanted erections.

Heroin Addicted Stripper: Did you cum?

Man: Yup. Name the thing Jens-Peter...

by CumUnloader86 December 11, 2021

Jens Peter

A friendly guy with a massive cock, and outstanding sex abilities. He is very funny and smart, usually everybody loves him

Daaaam that’s a huge cock you got there

I know I call it Jens Peter

by LucaRichter November 24, 2021