Peter Albertson is the definition of a unit. This man is sexy and outgoing and will take any risk. This man is not afraid to lose and will come out on top. Peter Albertson, might as well be god himself.
by Uvulaboi November 23, 2021
Get the Peter Albertsonmug. Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.
by GrumpyAssNugget February 8, 2015
Get the peter morrismug. A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.
I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.
by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024
Get the Geeter-petermug. A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.
by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024
Get the An Uncle Petermug. Peter Bennett style im going peter bennet style on this stock. I'm either gonna be Donald J Trunp rich or fucking tiny tim Christmas story rich.
by Peeta Bennett February 13, 2020
Get the Peter Bennett stylemug. To fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. Mostly refers to sports.
Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
1 - Two blokes are playing billiards. Bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.
Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.
2 - Two blokes are playing golf.
Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.
2 - Two blokes are playing golf.
Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
by zibzabzob January 18, 2011
Get the Peter Collismug. Highly Niche situation but sometimes you may come across a Peter who just happens to smell of eggs, needs a name.
by ReamusNath August 6, 2024
Get the Eggy Petermug.