new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.

Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”

by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025

New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth

My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much

by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

The Hockey Jersey

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.

"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"

by Terry Koch February 4, 2007

Get her Jersey

Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.

Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"

by BrosefTheBroLord May 18, 2015

Big daddy jerms

When a sexy big alpha male named jeremy Williams walks up in the building

Golly big daddy jerms

by Vxrifiedft October 6, 2019

Wear your sports jersey to school

On October 25, Friday wear your sports jersey to school let’s see how many people play on a sports team

An example of how this is used is on October 25th wear the sport you plays jersey JUST NOT CHEER Wear your sports jersey to school

by Sporty Man/Woman October 22, 2019