Hooner

A music track that is renowned for being terrible but provides novelty and entertainment because its so bad that it’s actually good!

Easy geez, you heard Darius - Colourblind? ‘Yeah course mate, it’s an absolute hooner!’

by s_q15 April 14, 2022

Hoover

To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.

"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Hoovered

Getting your neck sucked resulting in a slight bruise a.k.a hickey

She was hoovered in the backseat before he removed her pants, the bruise was huge.

by Melissa14 April 21, 2022

Honkers

fabric tearing tiddies, huge gigantic boobies, voluptuous female appendages,

Person 1: bro what would you do if I had honkers 😈
Person 2: nigga what? 📸
(don't ask people this)

by Ace April 24, 2022

Hoover

A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.

That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.

or

How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.

by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022

Hooper hopper

People (typically females) that prefer men that play basketball primarily over other men. Tend to bounce between them.

She was dating one basketball player, now she’s with another. She must be a hooper hopper.

by Zoom19 April 30, 2022

Hoofer

an annoying person who’s obsessed with horses.

nobody likes these type of people.

Go get some bitches

“Omg that lass is a right old hoofer, she needs to fucking pipe down”

by Hooferhaterwhogetsbitches June 1, 2022