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Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.
Schneef by JonW May 29, 2003
Words you can keep
Chirpsing women, often with a lurid intention. Less honourable than flirting but not altogether socially unacceptable
Hey lad, noticed you were schneefing hard last night with those women
Schneef by Show Pony April 29, 2019
Related Words
Used on the East Coast of the U.S. to mean 100% Pure uncut caffeine powder. Commonly snorted, but can also be taken orally. Users should not take more than 1g/35 lbs of body mass.
Stranger 1: Dude, those caffeine pills did nothing for me
Stranger 2: Try snorting a gram of schneef and get back to me
Schneef by ZachChapman March 13, 2014
Slang used in southern California used to describe the action of smoking that Mary Jane, often the word is repeated twice for added secretive value.
"dude, you want to.. schneef schneef?"
"yeah man lets get baked off our asses."
Schneef by juan carlos117 November 1, 2009

Hoover some schneef 

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.
I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

Hoover schneef 

The act of sniffing up something, usually cocaine, but can also be used for a dog who roots around in garbage.
Dude, my mutt got into the garbage and hoover schneefed all the food wrappers.
Hoover schneef by J.g rjjfjdjd January 11, 2022

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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