Fart Tactics

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.

DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”

by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

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cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.

"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."

by kraykray28 November 5, 2020

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Fart Gallop

When you run and have to fart really bad, so you clench your butt cheeks together to hold it in while galloping.

That burrito I ate earlier had me fart gallop my way to the bathroom.

by MallY Big Mac September 30, 2017

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European Fart

When your peeing you fart. Pronounced "YourAhPeein Fart"
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "

Not reserved for the elite even rednecks can have European farts!

My wife suffers from European Farts!

You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!

I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!

Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.

by The.Sniper October 4, 2017

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curtis fart

A Curtis fart is the constant release of flatulence that occurs at regular intervals of 8 minutes which borderline tears holes in undergarments and clears rooms

A sub requirement is for poo to almost touch underwear

Can also be used as a replacement for terrible

you really Curtis farted that test

Or hey! Why are my pants brown?
Because you just Curtis farted your pants bro

by In the hat April 2, 2017

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