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Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.
“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy
by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024
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Portuguese custard tart

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it
by The truth within January 10, 2025
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Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
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Unity custom name syndrome

The phenomenon where typing custom names like "EnemyAI" or "VirusAppearence", or any phrase containing neologisms like "Tombocantuxin" lead to "New script" action when you proceed "Add Component" function on Unity Editor
I was just trying to add a new component in Unity, but I hit Unity custom name syndrome when it flagged my script as 'New script' because I named my variable 'Tombocantuxin'!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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Full Custody

Full custody is the act of shooting your load onto someone and then grabbing it; maintaining control, so you can rid of the evidence in a one fell swoop before they can do anything to make you pay child support.
"Oh shucks, I just finished on this girl, I better take Full Custody of my load before this crazy woman does something drastic with my unegged children."
by Grossman27 November 8, 2025
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Chaired Custody

When any Soviet Russians or a poor couple only have one comfortable chair and must take turns not having to stand.
My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025
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king of cuss

Don't be so quick to call yourself the king of cuss, there are eight year olds waiting to own you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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