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Cold Favretto

The act of a male freezing his own feces in a Spongebob Square-Pants mold. The poop must be purple or else is not a cold Favretto.
After Adam woke up he went to the gym but created a cold Favretto first.
by Poop,aster November 22, 2021
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Stone cold fuckery

That is some stone cold fuckery!
by BonesScrappy August 6, 2023
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Cold One

A crisp cold beer, preferably a can. Normally it is drank with the boys.
by GodKek June 13, 2017
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Cold Hanger

Cliff hanger+ left out in the cold

Describes a situation in a show or other episodic narrative in which it would be a "cliff hanger" but the action is "cold" so that the tension does not leave the observer/reader/ watcher feeling like they are "on the edge of their seat" but rather feeling like they have been "left hanging out in the cold."

They have not had the details of the story filled in and there is a sense of building action and anticipation, as in a cliff hanger, but what they have been given leaves them feeling neglected by the author/director of the work that left them feeling as such in a cold way.

"Hanger" in the phrase "Cliff Hanger" is related in the same sense as in "ive been left hung out to dry" or "He left me hanging. " when something is hanging, it has no ground to stand on, hanging is uncomfortable, you are surrounded by empty space.

"cold" in the phrase "left out in the cold" refers to the cold of winter in the absence of a warm fire and room. Everyone else is eating dinner around the table with a warm fireplace beside, and you are standing outside the door, looking in the window, at everyone comfortably enjoying each others company and the meal. And its snowing, probably around -15 degrees, you don't have any gloves or a scarf, so you put your hands deep into your pockets and shrug your shoulders up around your ears. It can also mean "forgotten" but usually it has an intentional connotation. The party has left you standing out there intentionally.
Hey did you watch this weeks episode of Jujustu Kaisen?

Of course! It's not too bad, a bit of a cold hanger though.

Thanks for telling me, Ill save it to watch with next weeks ep if its a cold hanger.
by Oreoketchupchips October 13, 2023
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Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get
Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...
by AstralSync October 29, 2023
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Cold Clit

Dude, we were sexting and he fell asleep, gave me cold clit
by OneWordedGirl August 24, 2020
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Cold weather party

A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.

This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.
After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.
by Snacks1 December 9, 2021
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