Cold Frosty Doggy

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.

My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.

by RideBigPony August 2, 2024

Cold Ankles

A) A hoopy person, usually a guy.

B) Someone with cold ankles.

(Usually A)

A) See him, he has really Cold Ankles

B) He must have cold ankles.

by Cold_Ankles (The Man Himself) September 24, 2009

Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014

cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am

person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*

by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

scalding cold

When it is really cold outside

Like it is scalding cold outside

by pnmnmorshshttkork February 4, 2025

Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023

Cold Roller

When someone dumps in a cooler at an overnight event, polluting the water with fecal molecules. Best when solid poop is used, as it will freeze and sometimes be mistaken as a cold beer when someone reaches in.

Similar to an Upper Decker, but exclusively used at festies and camping events.

"Blllleeghh I've been drinking those beers all night! BLLLLEEEGHHHH! Fucking Cold roller."

by CensoredLOL August 14, 2023