Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.

Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.

by MendAkin October 17, 2019

Twat face

Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit

She’s such a twat face

by Twatface69 April 16, 2020

Twat banger

Derogatory term for either a male who has sex with anyone who’s easy. Could also be used for lesbians

‘She’s a twat banger’

by Justine Hampshire February 27, 2020

Twat

British English slang for a man who is obnoxious but doesn't necessarily realise it. American equivalent would be Douchebag.

Co worker 1: I had to train that new guy the other day and he just wouldn't listen to anything I said and told me how he knows it already, yet he struggled by himself and kept asking me for assistance. Than he got all flustered and started walking around the workplace and getting in everyone's way. Co Worker 2: Yeah I know who your talking about, he seems like a right twat

by Dre_303888 June 29, 2020

twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.

Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.

by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017

Twat-fucker

The worst nightmare of the world.

That dude is such a twat-fucker!

by The Anrkissed September 23, 2019

dim twat

When you call someone a dim twat you are saying they are very dumb.

Luca said, "Wow. She is such a dim twat." "I know right she is so dumb," said Lola.

by Uuuuuuggggghhhhhhh August 23, 2017