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Fart Gallop

When you run and have to fart really bad, so you clench your butt cheeks together to hold it in while galloping.
That burrito I ate earlier had me fart gallop my way to the bathroom.
by MallY Big Mac September 30, 2017
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European Fart

When your peeing you fart. Pronounced "YourAhPeein Fart"
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "
Not reserved for the elite even rednecks can have European farts!

My wife suffers from European Farts!

You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!

I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!

Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.
by The.Sniper October 4, 2017
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curtis fart

A Curtis fart is the constant release of flatulence that occurs at regular intervals of 8 minutes which borderline tears holes in undergarments and clears rooms

A sub requirement is for poo to almost touch underwear

Can also be used as a replacement for terrible
you really Curtis farted that test

Or hey! Why are my pants brown?
Because you just Curtis farted your pants bro
by In the hat April 2, 2017
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fart buffer

The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo
Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017
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caution fart

When you’re sitting on the toilet and think you have to shit but all you do is fart
I thought I as about to shit my pants but it turns out that it was just a caution fart.
by carter14 May 8, 2018
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frozen fart

When it's real chilly out and you let a hot one rip and it freezes half way out your ass
Damn dude, this frozen fart is making my ass hole numb
by Bipolar schizo May 26, 2016
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Rodeo Fart

Any fart that lasts a full 8 seconds or longer.
John: "Damn Terry, that fart went a full 8 seconds!"
Dave: "That's a rodeo fart!"
by TheAlmightyYak June 6, 2016
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