tail noodles

a tail made out of noodles

dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”

by penis pasta January 8, 2022

Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

by Druburr March 7, 2022

wet noodle

pussy asian or dick

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle

by jac******* March 15, 2022

Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.

I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again

by Pirplestripedskunk March 25, 2022

German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "

Those "german noodles" were so good last night

by anonymous March 30, 2022

spilled noodles

basically having orgy with lots of furries and gay men

i just went to spilled noodles, it was a bad experience.

by trollytro1 April 6, 2022