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They were masters of Ninjutsu(The Art Of Stealth) the martial art of the ninja NOT Kung Fu. For those who can't tell the difference between samurais and ninjas a Samurai is more like a soldier without guns but armed with Swords,Bows and arrows But Ninjas or Shinobi is more like a guerrilla squad using Swords, Shuriken, Smoke Bombs, etc. Everything that people believe in like how ninjas can do anything like run on water, make some hand seal and turn in to smoke and how people think ninjas are demons that kill people for no reason were wrong. The science of ninjas were higher and that's why they thought Ninjas were Magicians but they were only illusionist who fooled the eyes of the ignorant. Even the military uses the ninjas tactics and weapons like smoke grenades originally came from smoke bomb. Samurai described ninjas from there experience from battles then later people made up stories like how a ninja summoned a Giant Frog to Defeat it. Later on Masashi Kishimoto created Naruto the anime cartoon episodes as seen in cartoon network based on Japanese folk stories. Ninjutsu contained Pressure points, Samurai Sword Techniques, Chinese Philosophies,Meditation,etc.
The code of the ninja(Ninpo) which was was against the code of the samurai (Bushido). The art of the Samurai was death. But the art of the ninja was to survive, get the job done and escape. This gave ninjas greater advantage. They also borrowed stealth tactics from Sun Tzu the Chinese general.
Example:
-Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.

-For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

-Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack.

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ninja by @@@@@@@ October 10, 2011
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Ninja Chop 

After you blow your load in your girlfriends mouth, right before she swallows it, you knife hand chop her in the throat and watch her spit it all over the place.
"Man last night I Ninja Chopped my girl, I never laughed so hard!"
Ninja Chop by SickSoc November 13, 2011

OI NINJA 

When someone yes oi ninja at a ninja it automaticly means you have a fight on your hands
me: hy kyle

kyle:what
me:OI NINJA

kyle kicks my ass

Surprise Ninja Attack 

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.
1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."

Pirate versus Ninja

A completely pointless and useless arguement that came from nowhere and is going nowhere. It has no relevence to the modern world or science, but people constantly fight over whether the Pirate or the Ninja is superior.
Person 1: Hey, man. Pirate versus Ninja?

Person 2: Uh... Ninja?

Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?

Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.

Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?

Smut Ninja 

A li'l asian man who engages in the theft of rare panties, and takes the term "peeping tom" to a whole new level...
Westport nookuh pulled a smut ninja and stole away on his bike, ass hanging out of his pants, as per usual.
Smut Ninja by Nookuh July 21, 2003

Monkey Ninja 

An assistant to a ninja often assisting him in his ninja ways. Knows kool ninja monkey moves.

List of Moves

Flying Monkey Kick

Iron Monkey Fist of Japan

Bronze Tail whip

Totally Kool High Monkey Kick.