monkey boy 

A male who has simian features, or resembles a monkey, either physically or in his personality. First used about a dog with mange, who with his hairless face, resembled a chimp.

"And that wasn't very complimentary, was it, monkey boy?"

monkey boy by HeadRock Dogs October 3, 2008

monkey muffin 

A cutesy name a man may call his significant other. The name is intended as a compliment and is used by the man to communicate fondness for a woman. Depending on the woman in question, however, the term may be interpreted as an insult. If the man wants to insure that the female is not offended, he must carefully chose the timing and tone of voice he will use.

The term should be used to describe a female companion when the following criterion have been met:
A) the male loves to call his significant other by cute pet names on a regular basis
B) the male never likes to use the same pet name twice
C) all standard names (e.g. cutey pie, honey pie, sweetie, noogums, sugar, pookie, tenderoni, etc.) have been exhausted.

Example #1
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: Thanks for asking honey. I am feeling quite good.

Example #2
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: What the f*** is that supposed mean?

monkey muffin by R. Barnes December 16, 2008

monkey chomper 

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

monkey chomper by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

Monkey Knife Fight 

Having a beer.

"He man I got an hour to kill, wanna grab a monkey Knife Fight?"

Monkey Knife Fight by ChillisWillisMaximus April 23, 2009

Monkey Barring 

When a guy fucks a girl doggystyle and grabs her titties one by one as they shake.

Mike fucks Anne from behind monkey barring her, as her tits jiggle he grabs the left then right alternativley.

Monkey Barring by Tuhr3l October 18, 2009

monkey breath 

a person with breath smells like monkeys urin and crack

that jew has monkey breath

monkey breath by matt adam April 6, 2007

Monkey Beat 

To team up on a single person with about two others, who most likey curled up on the ground but can be standing, and to slap then over and over. Usually used for everyone's amusement.

Jesse, Curtis and I all monkey beat Anthony

Monkey Beat by Mars November 21, 2004