Fart pipe 

Sound produced by the ass-hole while receiving a blow-job. Very embarassing.

"That slutty girl was giving me a blowjob but then I came so hard that a had a fart pipe."

Fart pipe by Rayon February 16, 2004

fart bong 

to fart or get someone else to fart in a bootle close and breathe it in (note only gay tards do this)

poopookachho

jonno farted in that bottle and blain inhaled it what a fart bong er

poo in ur face

fart bong by poopoocachoo April 28, 2008

Fart Pocket

A situation where you are trapped in someone else dirty air. The phrase comes from the direct Afrikaans translation of “poepsak” pronounced “poop suck”

Example – When you climb on a packed Tube where someone has just climbed off but farted before disembarking leaving their fart behind trapped in the crowd leaving you to bear the full brunt of having to enhale the smell and not being able to do anything about it. The same as you can be walking down a busy street like Oxford street and while you are happily walking along, you will enter a “fart pocket” but unlike the tube you are able to escape this quite quickly by speeding up into the fresh air.

Fart Pocket by Shagufta45 March 30, 2009

Fart pad 

when jocks or deush bags shave their heads and have a mohawk that doesnt go alll the way to the back of the neck,and is cut at the back of the top of their head

that blake kid thinks he is somthin with that damn fart pad on his head.

thats not a mohawk thats a damn fart pad!

Fart pad by donnie1718 June 3, 2009

Fart can 

A women that doesn't work and lives off of other people, usually doesn't own much. No ambition.

What a bunch of fart cans he has living with him.

Fart can by frozenbread15 May 12, 2016

Fart fuck 

Some one who is a fart and a fuck and listens to dance music

Hi fart fuck, what are you doing today

Fart fuck by The Hulk October 3, 2003

fart rocket 

THE new - to CANADA - Mercedes misnomered smart car. Word invented by psiscott once he saw this car with his little son. Can be used to describe any small useless or gaudy car such as many rice rockets

Little Buddy: "Daddy, huh..huh..what is THAT!?"
Daddy: "OHhhh, that's one of those stupid new fart rockets! Instead of offering available alternative fuels, we get offered that useless undersized winter-worthless four-wheeled over priced, MODERATELY fuel efficient, bicycle!"

fart rocket by psiscott April 26, 2006