When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”
“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”
by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022
Get the Zoomer Tax mug.Refers to Generation Z, often as a meme/joke. It originated as a play on the term boomer (as in baby boomers) and Generation Z in 2016 according to Merriam Webster. It grew in popularity in 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic due to many Generation Z'ers taking classes virtually on Zoom giving the term a new meaning.
by cina10 July 12, 2022
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A person who is typically a part of GenZ and participates in activities that aren't well received in a public space. Being easily triggered and influenced are two attributes of theirs. While not exclusive to them they also tend to be unmotivated, undriven, and lazy.
"He's dancing in front of a hospital bed? What a fucking Zoomer. Recording a Ticktock in the damn hospital show some decency."
by FatherOfNonePersonOfOne February 18, 2023
Get the Zoomer mug.zoomerennial acronymicons (noun): A term used to describe the linguistic trend of combining acronyms and emojis commonly used by the millennial and zoomer generation. The term signifies the confusion experienced by the GenX and Boomer generations who are accustomed to using whole words. The term is a combination of the words zoomer, millennial, acronyms, and icons.
I'm from GenX and I don't understand your zoomerennial acronymicons that are supposed to replace actual words, please use your words.
by psykoz March 19, 2023
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Get the Zoomerese mug.Shitty code written by some upcoming generations of programmers (typically Zoomers) founded on inexperience and often suffering heavily from the Dunning–Kruger effect because they simply do not know what they don't know, but they're very sure about their code being good because it's new, and anything else is bad because it is old.
Often relies heavily on tooling to spit out boilerplate while their IDE autocompletes most of the coding for them. Tends to use new and "exciting" tools the majority of which are abandoned in 2 years or less because the coders of the tools got bored, got the job they wanted, or most often just found out they were wrong about it making their jobs easier. Tend to be rich in buzzwords the zoomercoder doesn't actually understand and be over-engineered by injecting abstract ideas born from self important navel gazing far divorced from any problem solving of actual value.
Defining characteristics of zoomercode are running slowly, being resource intensive, high surface area code that is a chore to maintain, and tripling or more the time from concept to production ready code. The stated purpose of their code is to make fast code that is easy to maintain and fast to production, but it's entirely the opposite.
Often relies heavily on tooling to spit out boilerplate while their IDE autocompletes most of the coding for them. Tends to use new and "exciting" tools the majority of which are abandoned in 2 years or less because the coders of the tools got bored, got the job they wanted, or most often just found out they were wrong about it making their jobs easier. Tend to be rich in buzzwords the zoomercoder doesn't actually understand and be over-engineered by injecting abstract ideas born from self important navel gazing far divorced from any problem solving of actual value.
Defining characteristics of zoomercode are running slowly, being resource intensive, high surface area code that is a chore to maintain, and tripling or more the time from concept to production ready code. The stated purpose of their code is to make fast code that is easy to maintain and fast to production, but it's entirely the opposite.
"Why did we spend 2 years rebuilding our business logic from scratch? It cost so much money, it runs slow, it has less features, it's full of bugs, and now we rent three expensive servers instead of it running on a 90's Pentium. How does it manage to be worse in every way? They said they knew what they were doing. My business might not survive this."
"You need to watch out for zoomercode. Trying to replace a decade of iterated business logic in two years simply because it's old may very well have sunk your company. The coders were new and full of themselves and did not know or respect the work that went into what ran your company. My suggestion is fire the zoomercoders and iterate on your business logic, and if you wish to switch platforms understand it will take as much work all over again. You should also pick a platform that is already proven to be fast and run efficiently because no amount of coding can save a resource intensive and slow platform from itself."
"You need to watch out for zoomercode. Trying to replace a decade of iterated business logic in two years simply because it's old may very well have sunk your company. The coders were new and full of themselves and did not know or respect the work that went into what ran your company. My suggestion is fire the zoomercoders and iterate on your business logic, and if you wish to switch platforms understand it will take as much work all over again. You should also pick a platform that is already proven to be fast and run efficiently because no amount of coding can save a resource intensive and slow platform from itself."
by earcs July 10, 2023
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