Michelle: I heard he has a small dick?
Tammy: No he has a Zanderdick!
Michelle: Oh shit, so he knows how to put the motion in the ocean?
Tammy: Exactly
Tammy: No he has a Zanderdick!
Michelle: Oh shit, so he knows how to put the motion in the ocean?
Tammy: Exactly
by Lilpepe69 August 17, 2018
Get the Zanderdick mug.Zander is short for Alexandre. (der). The boy who prefers the name Zander instead of Alex is very strong inside and out. He doesn't mind being the center of attention as long as the attention is on a character he is playing on stage. Most likely he will join drama in school or will join acting classes.
Acting is second nature to zandres and it shows. The compliments he receives should speak for themselves. He most likely had a turbulent childhood, full of disappointment and confusion. When on his own and out of the house, he will be amazed at how much healthier he feels mentally, physically and emotionally and issues will resolve themselves.
Zandres deserve a lot more than they realize. He is his own worse critic. By age 25 Zander will have confidence to explore life.Zandres are highly intelligent and score very high on IQ tests everywhere.
Zander is a loyal friend and husband and will protect those he loves forever. His name speaks for itself. ( Alexander; defender of man) To know zandre is to love him as his eyes beem with love, fairness,intelligence. He will never hurt another person and he will listen all night to friends that need an understanding ear. The sooner he sees in himself what others see in him, the sooner he will be able to see the path before him and live the way his soul was meant to.
A zandre has a tough time trusting people and opening up to people but all he needs to do is trust his instincts.
Acting is second nature to zandres and it shows. The compliments he receives should speak for themselves. He most likely had a turbulent childhood, full of disappointment and confusion. When on his own and out of the house, he will be amazed at how much healthier he feels mentally, physically and emotionally and issues will resolve themselves.
Zandres deserve a lot more than they realize. He is his own worse critic. By age 25 Zander will have confidence to explore life.Zandres are highly intelligent and score very high on IQ tests everywhere.
Zander is a loyal friend and husband and will protect those he loves forever. His name speaks for itself. ( Alexander; defender of man) To know zandre is to love him as his eyes beem with love, fairness,intelligence. He will never hurt another person and he will listen all night to friends that need an understanding ear. The sooner he sees in himself what others see in him, the sooner he will be able to see the path before him and live the way his soul was meant to.
A zandre has a tough time trusting people and opening up to people but all he needs to do is trust his instincts.
by Lily of the susan March 15, 2019
Get the Zandre mug.Zandall is a very attractive, deep, and loving person. anyone who meets a zandall can find he’s very talented and has such special qualities. they love deeply w everything in them. they don’t trust too easy though, you have to earn their trust. they’re funny, loyal, and love very few. no matter what, if a zandall trusts and loves you they’ll always be there by your side to fight a battle with you. if you betray them, they will cut you off. if you piss them off, you better be nowhere to be found around them !!! Zandall is a kind and spirited handsome person. your lucky if you ever find one 😉 they never intentionally wrong anyone.
In relationships, Zandall is very charming, outgoing, trustful, caring, and extra lovable to the one he’s with. Especially in the bed. They give their entire ALL into that person and is always devoted. Zandall is a lover.
if you lose a zandall, well, you clearly should be slapped in the face.
In relationships, Zandall is very charming, outgoing, trustful, caring, and extra lovable to the one he’s with. Especially in the bed. They give their entire ALL into that person and is always devoted. Zandall is a lover.
if you lose a zandall, well, you clearly should be slapped in the face.
by -M💋 May 30, 2019
Get the Zandall mug.Combination of the drug Zanax/Xanax and Grandpa. It's an old guy who looks good. Simalar to "a silver fox", but more street cool.
Coined by late night host Stephen Colbert, when talking about "Faceapp", a dodgy Russian phone app which creates an aged version from any photo.
Coined by late night host Stephen Colbert, when talking about "Faceapp", a dodgy Russian phone app which creates an aged version from any photo.
20 Jul 2019, Stephen Colbert monologue
The biggest trend buzz this week is the social media craze "FaceApp." You upload a photo of yourself and it shows you what you'd look like way older. Everyone is doing it, including me. Got to say "Not bad. Hello Zandpa."
Now this is the only fun thing to happen this week, so of course there's a nefarious dark side...
Summary: Russians own all your personal information on your phone legally forever.
The biggest trend buzz this week is the social media craze "FaceApp." You upload a photo of yourself and it shows you what you'd look like way older. Everyone is doing it, including me. Got to say "Not bad. Hello Zandpa."
Now this is the only fun thing to happen this week, so of course there's a nefarious dark side...
Summary: Russians own all your personal information on your phone legally forever.
by Kingdragonfly July 20, 2019
Get the zandpa mug.A person who is as tall as the moon. His fingers is as long as a Chad's dick. His parents give him steroids to make him look normal and is hooked on to life support because his nerve endings cannot reach his feet.
by Azzzz_nie39 July 2, 2021
Get the Zandrick mug.An emotional state when you have just had a viral post on the internet. A feeling of elation and joy followed by a sinking need for another viral hit.
Oh my god, I've just had a Zands. It's incredible.
There is nothing quite as glorious as a Zands but now I'm feeling a touch empty.
Did you just Zands that, bro? Wow!
There is nothing quite as glorious as a Zands but now I'm feeling a touch empty.
Did you just Zands that, bro? Wow!
by AndyAnonis56 August 11, 2021
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