wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

wonkie

A description of the effects of Ketamine. Usually used to convey a sense of unbalance or malaise.

Dude, Kevbo is feeling super wonkie. (Kevin speaking in 3rd person)

by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

wonko

An atomically explosive, dangerous blast from the rectum (butt-toot chamber) that will bring about the desimiation of the human race and every subspecies. It's horrible stench is the main elimination factor along with the hurricane winds that it produces as well as the green gaseous substance that lingers in the air for several decades. The blast is so strong that people's skin has been reported to have been singed off in a radius of 5,000 miles.

The notorious wonko of 2060 left the Earth unfit for life.

by Meowmeowleedleleedleleedlelee July 3, 2014

wonkulated

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out

what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated

by katski June 27, 2007

wanktermath

The various elements left after having a wank. ie tissues, pornography, and occasionally guilt!

"for crying out loud, you've left the wanktermath for me to tidy up again"

by Johnny Munro March 30, 2008

Wonkaberry

A word often used or said when there is absolutley nothing else to say. Also when you cannot remember what you were going to type in to that search engine, wonkaberry is often typed. Also, a common expletive.

Oh wonkaberry! I left my wallet in the gas station bathroom in chicago.

Bill-"Wonkaberry."
Bob- "What?"

by sir bibbly bob May 26, 2010

Wonker-sided

The act of being crooked or messed up.

The picture frame is all wonker-sided

by rmftlinds April 14, 2010