wanktermath

The various elements left after having a wank. ie tissues, pornography, and occasionally guilt!

"for crying out loud, you've left the wanktermath for me to tidy up again"

by Johnny Munro March 30, 2008

waftermath

Da results of gentle breezes' shifting odors, objects, etc. from one locale to another.

Whenever Old Mrs. Jones bakes her sumptuous pastries and sets them out to cool, it's always da same waftermath --- all da neighborhood children smell da irresistible aromas and come flocking to her house to beg for samples of said delectables.

by QuacksO October 21, 2022