wiffle

a faster, cuter way of saying WTF

Your face is on crack.
wiffle?

by wordcreatingbeast007 December 22, 2010

Wiffleball bat

A slang term for a penis. This was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. It is usually used in the context "beat her with a wiffleball bat." or other variants such as "brought my wiffleball bat."

Girlfreind "Hey, wanna come over?"

Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."

Or this:

Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "

Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"

by Gangsta254 December 3, 2009

wiff

Good shit!!
a cross between biffy clyro and weed.
gets you high as fuck.

gonna have some of this wiff innit!

you sellin any wiff!?

by jesus jameson June 18, 2008

Wiff waff

bullshit stories.

Don't be comin up in here with all yo wiff waff.

by martay the partay September 20, 2003

Wiffle

A small measure of alcoholic beverage

Joel: "Do you want a drink?"
Chris: "I'll have a wiffle"

by MrWales2015 August 8, 2015

wiffling

A term commonly used by IT professionals to describe the noises made by a failing server.

"Bob, can you call up Mark over at IBM and let him know that server 3 is wiffling?"

by goodkingnerdnor June 14, 2016

Wiffy Banter

When someone pulls their trousers down

Jack Saunders was caught with his trousers at his ankles. It was proper Wiffy Banter

by Hat Seller May 5, 2018