tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 22, 2007

Wheeling

wheeeling: to have an unbelievable ability to win over any guy or girl, may include texting, talking, drunk dancing or any other actions that show them just how great of a person you are to spend time with

Girl 1: Hey, I got this guys number
Girl 2: Nice, you gonna wheel?
Girl 1: Imma try my best, I'll text and talk all I like...maybe even drunk dance for hi, but I will win him over
Girl 2: Good, but the wheelberry to good use
Girl 1: I love wheeling

by wheeler101 November 12, 2012

wheezing

When you puff on the pussy

I was wheezing last night.

by Mdking November 19, 2014

Hot Wheeling

This term simply refers to smoking ganja while driving in a vehicle.

"I have a blunt rolled up, let's take your mom's minivan and go hot wheeling."

by Fo20 September 2, 2014

three wheeling

The act of accidentally barging into a conversation between two people. It can be very awkward.

'wait.. Am I three wheeling here?'
'yep.'
'oh haha sorry XD' *akwardly walks away*

by Rikei Katsuko September 24, 2016

wheezing one eyed bulldog

1. Can lick its own nose.
2. Octegenarian gigolo.

1. Hey, look at that wheezing one eyed bulldog, it frightens me!
2. That old Seth is a right wheezing one eyed bulldog you know!

by OrangeNeil July 31, 2006

Weeding

The usually painful process of waxing one's bikini area

She had to go to the spa for a weeding before the party at the lake.

by flak4tex September 26, 2010