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Hummer Week

This term describes the week when a girl is on the rag, and she provides hummers instead of having sex. No reason both should go unsatisifed.
During the week Suzie had her period, she gave Dave hummers since they couldn't have sex.
by Brian December 3, 2003
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Golden Week

A week in which a college student attends ALL classes, tutorials, labs or other academic appointments on his/her timetable.
When Gary failed to go to his tutorial on Thursday he lost his chance at a golden week.
by Landros November 14, 2010
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Christmas Week

A week of Christmas celebrations that may or may not align with the true Christmas day. It is used to spread joy and happiness to everyone in the world.
by Christmas week supporter November 3, 2010
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Shart Week

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
by Ungoliantschilde June 23, 2012
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first week

An annual gathering (also known as "senior week" or "beach week") which celebrates the first week of summer (usually the end of may) for high school and college students. It takes place everywhere, but one of the most central locations which students from across the nation travel to is Myrtle Beach, SC. Also known as a week long Mardi Gras.
I got pretty drunk at first week and ended up sleeping in some random people's house using a dog for a pillow.
by C. J. June 11, 2006
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Gooch Week

The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.
I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam
by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018
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Week Camel

As each day begins, the days start to form the anatomy of a camel. (ex. hump day for the.. hump of a camel)
Officer worker: "Finally! It's Wednesday!"

Smart head: "You mean, hump day? Part of the Week Camel?"
by Svifias February 25, 2019
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