Weed

The best investment you could ever make

Ay nigga u want some weed

by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019

Weed

weed can be a plant or a drug.

LOOK HE'S DOING WEED ARREST HIM.

by P0LI1 October 17, 2019

Weed

The most amazing thing on earth !!

if weed is not legalized in 2 years i have no faith in civilisation period!

by UpInSmoke2001 January 18, 2010

Weed

What makes you drop your beer.

Hit of weed, cough, beer falls, more coughing.

by Fyasco October 1, 2008

weed

A really fun "drug" that cant exactly hurt you (unless you do it everyday) and for people who say it will give you cancer and shit... guess what... cancer takes YEARS and YEARS to develop. Plus the people who say its for losers with no life and people do it to look cool.. well to me they are complete dumasses that need to look at life and be like theres a lot of fun things i can do... weed being one of them... also for the people who say people like me will go braindead i have a A B average and probably the reason why you say that is because youv'e NEVER tryed it so you'd NEVER know how fun it is

Guy1: Hey i just got some weed wanna go smoke a bowl?
Guy2: Your a dumass you'll die if you smoke that!
Guy1: (PUNCHES GUY2 IN THE FACE)
Guy1: Well your bleeding pretty badly from that punch.. ya know you could die from that too!

by Poppa Loppie June 14, 2007

Weed

Noun.

Technical
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A tall annual dioecious plant (Cannabis sativa), native to central Asia and having alternate, palmately divided leaves and tough bast fibers.

Any of several mildly euphoriant, intoxicating hallucinogenic drugs, such as ganja, hashish, or marijuana, prepared from various parts of this plant.
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Common
A type of "weed", that is good for you contrary to belief. But like anything else, anything excedding normal moderation can be bad.

Connor - "Yo man let's go smoke some weed".

Bobby - "All right I need to get stoned".

by FSfaSFAvaVvdeve April 14, 2009

weed

Slang for marijuana. Weed is most often smoked as an illegal drug all over the world.

That man was arrested for smoking weed.

by Ainolketta March 9, 2005