Five-Tooler

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.

What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt

by H2thaD May 21, 2009

Gardening Tool

a dirty untidy person; someone who leads you to believe something that is not true.

syn. prostitute, harlow, tramp, deceiver

These girls are such gardening tools.

by TYJE September 8, 2010

toolbook

a godforsaken piece of shit 90's computer program, don't even get me started on this one. I can't even begin to fathom why anyone would want to use it.

toolbook....what a piece of shit.

by JG_89 April 17, 2009

tool bucket

A bitch that pissed you off! A less offensive version of the word Cunt.

Did you talk to Heather recently? She's a tool bucket.

by francois m January 11, 2008

toolgasm

a peaking point in the listening of music written by tool. At this point, the listener undergoes a sensation much like that of an orgasm, without the mess.

In the song Third Eye, maynard screams repeadedly after a beautiful section of ballad like music. At this point, the listener may undergo a toolgasm

by eric February 15, 2004

ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.

by M__ May 12, 2008

tooling

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool

Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009