marylalala - going to the mall
marylalala - buying pants
marylalala - getting in my car
marylalala - home again
(DM) billybob @fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats.
marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall
(DM) fredbanana @billybob unfollow?
marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter
(DM) billybob @fredbanana i think we have to.
marylalala - buying pants
marylalala - getting in my car
marylalala - home again
(DM) billybob @fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats.
marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall
(DM) fredbanana @billybob unfollow?
marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter
(DM) billybob @fredbanana i think we have to.
by blahblahblahblahhhhhhhh123456 July 8, 2009
Get the Twatmug. by angry_joe September 22, 2009
Get the twattedmug. 1. Person who twitters way too much.
2. The past tense of twittering.
3. Vagina.
4. Combination of 1 and 3.
2. The past tense of twittering.
3. Vagina.
4. Combination of 1 and 3.
1. Man last night you changed your twitter message like a thousand times, I dont really give a shit when you decided to flick on the TV you twat!
2. I twat ya last night, didn't you get it?
3. See that girls twat yo, it had teeth or some crazy shit!
4. Man you twitter too much, you really are a twat.
2. I twat ya last night, didn't you get it?
3. See that girls twat yo, it had teeth or some crazy shit!
4. Man you twitter too much, you really are a twat.
by lightxspeed April 19, 2009
Get the twatmug. A person of the lowest form that is possible in the human sense of the word. The kind of person that would find theirselves working in a school as an IT apprentice.
This entity would normally find theirselves wearing chav clothes and acting in the sort of manner that would normally be appropriate for a monkey after a weekend out on the town with Jordan and a huge bag of coke.
This entity would normally find theirselves wearing chav clothes and acting in the sort of manner that would normally be appropriate for a monkey after a weekend out on the town with Jordan and a huge bag of coke.
An IT apprentice with the appearance of Kirk from Coronation Street and the manners of an Anteater with a blocked nose.
by Rugs January 6, 2007
Get the twatmug. 1.)The outer female genetalia.
2.)The area between the vagina/penis and anus.
3.)A deragatory term for someone who's being dumb.
4.)Really fun to say randomly.
2.)The area between the vagina/penis and anus.
3.)A deragatory term for someone who's being dumb.
4.)Really fun to say randomly.
by brite liner June 27, 2007
Get the twatmug. 
by Scott LaRock July 25, 2007
Get the twattedmug.