Trumpet pussy

A vagina thats tight in the front but open up in the back (in a trumpet-like shape)

That girl was hot but i couldn't get down with her trumpet pussy

Trumpet pussy by quizzical814 December 31, 2009

trumpet flower 

The name of a game where one male, standing up, strokes himself until he pumps out a load into the air landing in a another man's mouth(lying back down). The man who received the load in the mouth then stands up and shoots loads until succesfully landing his load in yet another man's mouth. This cycle can continue with multiple people or end once loads are not able to be produced.

Louis, Paul and Michael had so much fun playing trumpet flower last night!!!

Gee whiz, I can't believe how good Cliff is at trumpet flower! His aim owns!

trumpet flower by Trikey March 4, 2011

trumpet tits 

A Female with big tits and a VERY loud voice like a trumpet

Fuck sake Sharon, shut your big gob..... Trumpet Tits!

trumpet tits by spazee July 24, 2010

Trumpet Tongue 

The act of blowing brass (playing trumpet) on anothers anus.

Johnny: I gave my gf a rimjob last night and she really liked it.

Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?

Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.

Trumpet Tongue by Ballsackagewea September 25, 2014

trumpet fumble 

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

trumpet fumble by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

Trumpet a Fart 

The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.

"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"

Trumpet a Fart by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Trumpet Cunt

a person who is deficient in education, morals or wit and shows this when interacting with others.

"Matt shut it you trumpet cunt"

Trumpet Cunt by Chris Newton March 13, 2007