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Trumpeached 

TRUMP-eached noun

1. If Trump is impeached, Pence

becomes President. Pence pardons
Trump and appoints him Vice President
Pence resigns, Trump becomes
President and appoints him as his Vice

President. Liberal heads explode.
Guy 1: YOOOOOOOO! Someone just got Trumpeached!
Guy 2: NO WAY!!!

Trumpenile 

Noun. Synonym for all “Trump” supporters who remained shortly following the 1/6/22 hearings and thereafter. Poetic blend of “Trump,” “juvenile” and “penile.”
Sally: Dick? Jane? Trumpeniles were so, so juvenile not to accept the 2022 election results, they acted like a bunch of little DICKS about it!”

Dick: Leave me out of it.

Jane: THREE-WAY!!!
Trumpenile by Scottie3Hottie July 30, 2022

trumpette 

Trumpette
You got played like a trumpette.
trumpette by rickard from mi. August 30, 2022

Trumpanzee 

(Male Trumpanzee as most women don't follow him because he calls women pigs) A cousin fucking redneck that spends his days chugging booze and jerking off to his family photo album. His natural habitat is the cheapest nearby trailer park although most the time he is driving all over the fucking country in his pickup truck to get to the next trump rally so he can get in the sweaty hick pile where they all suck trumps dick like the little pathetic bitch they are. Once he returns to the RV he will scream at his wife to make him a TV dinner so he can watch trumps newest speech the next day he will rinse and repeat
"I found Billy humping a trump body pillow like your average trumpanzee"
Trumpanzee by AntiAmerica April 10, 2023

Trumpenomics 

A flavor of trickle-down economics; strategically destroying the economy by adding "tariffs" on foreign goods to make everyday items more expensive for Americans and causing a quarter million Americans to lose their job, and by slashing corporate taxes and taxes on the rich, which causes the national debt to skyrocket. Often sold to Americans by gaslighting them into forgetting about the 2020-2022 global pandemic's effects on inflation in every country worldwide, and pretending Trump is their orange savior.
That dementia-ridden, Oompa-Loompa-looking felon wants us to believe Trumpenomics will help our economy.
Trumpenomics by Pachos September 14, 2024

Trumpeteer 

Trump sidekick; member of the MAGA contingent.
The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.
Trumpeteer by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024