Trader Hoe

An individual that has an unhealthy obsession with Trader Joe's.

Brook went to Trader Joe's four times this week, she's been a real trader hoe.

Sarah is a trader hoe, she only shops at Trader Joe's.

by traderhoe February 9, 2021

trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

yumm

i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Fat Treader

One who is of a large size and as they walk, tread their own fat.

A 50st man with more ripples than a swimming pool. Therefore he is a fat treader.

by Scoot_Unleashed April 26, 2006

sacred trade

The ‘Sacred Trade’ is the discreet exchange (between two or more individuals) of explicit photographs (nudes). The photographs include; penis, vagina and/ or breasts

‘Hey Madeline, up for some sacred trade tonight?’

by ChizzlesG251 May 7, 2018

The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

by anonymous August 30, 2021

Jackson of all trades

Someone who is smart, athletic and gives grade A blow jobs

Hey that guy’s a Jackson of all trades

by JacksonOfManyTrades January 14, 2019

d*Trade

The act of playing the Diablo 3 market like others play the e*Trade market.

I totally d*Traded my initial $20 investment into $10,000 in Phat Lewt.

by DampeS8N August 2, 2011