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Toronto Maple Leafs

A pathetic hockey team from Toronto that completely sucks. Leaf fans like to think their franchise is comparable to the Chicago Cubs because they are popular losers but the fact of the matter is the Maple Leaf Gardens are gone so the team doesn't even have that mystical tradition on their side anymore. Now the Maple Leafs are just like any other team that play in a modern corporate arena.

Toronto is a really crappy sports town. The only people that like any of your crappy teams are Canadians that hate Americans and want to stick it to them by pulling for Toronto teams. Torontonians think all of Canada looks up to them but I have been to places like New York and Chicago and I live close to Boston so Toronto doesn't do it for me.
The Maple Leafs are crap. The Air Canada Center is for the oily corporate douche bags of Toronto that think they are big time Wall Street rollers. If they want to blow their money on BMW's and Toronto Maple Leaf tickets, that is fine by me.

The Toronto Maple Leafs have incredibility bland sweaters. They should wear the ones from the 1960's then at least they could suck with a bit of style.
by Bruins Fan 1982 August 22, 2009
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Toronto

One hell of a city, and I mean that in a good way. It's often pronounced with a silent 't', making it sound like "Toronno", and the weather's only "terrible" if you're a pansy and can't handle it (the weather's not even bad at all, anyways). Many individuals state that Toronto is "smoggy and dirty", but this assumption is only correct if one is referring to 'downtown Toronto'. Many other areas of Toronto are perfectly clean, and downtown Toronto is not always smoggy (it has its smoggy and non-smoggy days just like any other large city would).
Most immigrants who come to Canada choose to settle in Toronto, and from experience it is the sad truth that a lot of ethnic groups call white people racist, even when it's them who are actually the racists.
Toronto is also home to the CN Tower, that giant skyscraper that Godzilla would most likely use as a toothpick if he ever came to Toronto or existed in the first place.
Person 1: I like Toronto, it's a nice Canadian city.
Person 2: omfg dude, Toronto sucks ass, u need 2 move to Vancouver its so much better!!11
Person 1: What are you, a four-year-old?
Person 2: NO IM NOT
Person 1: Then stop acting like one and keep your goddamn "Toronto bashing" to yourself.
by 5ordan December 25, 2008
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Kay, anyone that's complaining about the high crime rate?
Google "toronto crime rate"
As Mark Pugash (a police spokesperson) puts it, "Toronto is a safe city. It is one of the safest cities in North America and we need to keep that in mind,"
Toronto's a great city, okay?
Quit dissing it!
:D
Toronto is one of the best cities ever.
IT IS NOT FILLED WITH METROSEXUALS AND HAIRY BROWN WOMEN!
>______>!
by Theefrond January 31, 2008
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Toronto

The #1 city people love to hate on, because they wish they lived there.
Traveller 1:"Where are you from?"
Traveller 2:"Toronto"
Traveller 1:"Wherabouts in Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Oakville/Brampton/Ottawa"
Traveller 1:"Dude, that's not Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Yeah I know....but it's close"
Traveller 1:"No not really...sorry"
by GreenRoom February 7, 2010
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Toronto Maple Leafs

The most overrated team in NHL history. Also proudly owns the nhl's worst logo and worst name. To their credit, they used to be good. A long long time ago in 1967, I believe, they managed to win their 13th and final cup. Now, they can't even make it to the cup finals. Will miss the playoffs this season thanks to lousy coaching, too much reliance on power play and of course just plain bad, underachieving players. The Leafs also happen to have the most terrible fans in the nhl. Somehow, those clowns still think the Leafs will make the playoffs even though they're almost totally eliminated. They also believe they'll win the cup... But no worries. Soon, Leafs fans will be able to celebrate the 40th anniversary of their last Stanley Cup. If you live in Toronto, do yourself a favor and root for any other team. The Ottawa Senators are a good pick. Or the Montreal Canadiens who actually have won a Stanley Cup during current fans' lifetimes.
If the Toronto Maple Leafs had won a few games against the Ottawa Senators this season, they'd be contenders for the playoffs. But what can I say? The Sens are a far superior team.
10/5/05 Ottawa 3 at Toronto 2 (shootout)
10/10/05 Toronto 5 at Ottawa 6 (shootout)
10/29/05 Ottawa 8 at Toronto 0
12/17/05 Toronto 2 at Ottawa 8
1/21/06 Toronto 0 at Ottawa 7
1/23/06 Toronto 3 at Ottawa 4
3/4/06 Ottawa 4 at Toronto 2
As you can see, the Maple Leafs suck and are absolutely not better than the Sens.
by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006
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Toronto Maple Leafs

One of the Original 6 teams in the NHL. The Toronto Maple Leafs have lots of fans despite the fact that the leafs havent won the cup since like 1967 or something and probably won't win the cup again until around 2067 because when it all comes down to --Skills-- they aint got em. Theyre players are to old they get bodychecked once and collapse or they are small pansies and get thrown around like a --PersonalRagdolls-- to Zdeno Chara or anyone from the sens
The Toronto Maple Leafs don't have many skills and when they start to lose they attack the opposing teams bench or sucker punch someone because they're jealous that person can score.
by Dylan K February 2, 2006
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Tamil gangs in Toronto 2010

Once again gangs in Scarborough are getting violent , bringing bats , shanks , and even guns to local tamil festivals to fight. The most common gangs known is the
Unknownz , KBT (killah brown thugz), BLS (Brave Lankan Soldiers) and BMz(Brown Movementz). They have a high reputation and police are on the look out for them. They are belived to be now the most dangerous gangs standing at youth age. They will not hesitate to start a fight and stab.
by stopthecrime May 23, 2010
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