To take the torches and the pitchforks

Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.

Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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/to take the torches and the pitchforks

by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018

Torch Snuffer

While receiving a handjob from a woman, and you start to blow your load, she says "The Tribe Has Spoken", and she starts giving you head as you cum. This is said to look similar than a torch being snuffed on the reality show, Survivor.

My girl and I got the idea to roleplay Survivor last night, she was Jeff Probst, I was a castaway, my penis was the torch, and her mouth was the torch snuffer.

by BluesandSaintsNation January 2, 2023

Burning torched

(n) Withdrawal period usually associated after working a lot with Burning Torch Productions. A sense of quiet, and near boredom when you realize you have nights free and do not have to be on Facetime. A feeling akin to stopping smoking. A feeling of loss at not making jokes about Mark's shirt.

"Oh man, I just finished this epic remote shoot in Hong Kong and I'm totally burning torched."
"I hear you. Here's some salted Swedish candy."
"I hate you."

by hussaincurrimbhoy November 16, 2020

Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!

The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.

"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"

by Adam-D June 7, 2020

Torch

(interjection)
A warning that you’re about to say something harsh, offensive, or emotionally detached. Used to temporarily excuse yourself from empathy or social niceties—just for the moment. Saying “Torch” is like pulling a verbal trigger without accountability.

Torch. I don’t care that your grandpa died.

by dooweeng June 9, 2025

Olympic Torch

When a male or female, places their head on the ground or base of a chair, raises their butthole towards the sky (straight up) and releases a fart upon proper signaling. It is representative of the classic lighting of the Olympic torch that is used at an Olympic games.

Lex "Nick light the Olympic torch up baby!"
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on

by blackhawk700 December 5, 2019

Blow torch

Its when a girl is giving you head, and she goes so fast that the friction lights your dick on fire

Damn i wanted regular head but instead she gave me a blow torch.

by Mybloodycondom February 12, 2018