The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.
I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!
by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010
Get the Grandma's Molassesmug. When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails
by Nicky Fitz September 18, 2008
Get the grandmas toenailsmug. At the Stripclub or a place where your girlfriend might suspect you are cheating.
Fucking a girl that's not your Girlfriend.
Fucking a girl that's not your Girlfriend.
Girl: "Where are you?"
Boyfriend videotaping naked girl: "Umm....I'm just Out at grandma's right now"
Girl: "Okay, honey."
Boyfriend videotaping naked girl: "Umm....I'm just Out at grandma's right now"
Girl: "Okay, honey."
by Choutzu July 8, 2010
Get the Out at Grandma'smug. A spiritually inspired Poem written to celebrate the life of your's or anyone's Grandma when she finds a permanent residency inside your heart. Grandma's wisdom (not unlike the fathers) will never leave or forsake you. Socialism is the schooling you get at home.
I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
Grandmas are Heroes we should all agree
My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me
I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.
A full year, before my first day of school
She was the one who made sure I learned
that respect is given, it is not earned
She said for those who would disagree things always worsen
For everyone notices, a disrespectful person
When children were playing, and Grandma was near
There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears
When children would fuss and threaten to brawl
She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"
For when the words of your mouth make others act violently
Your game of life, is best played silently.
Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,
their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.
She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.
Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.
Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.
Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me
I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.
A full year, before my first day of school
She was the one who made sure I learned
that respect is given, it is not earned
She said for those who would disagree things always worsen
For everyone notices, a disrespectful person
When children were playing, and Grandma was near
There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears
When children would fuss and threaten to brawl
She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"
For when the words of your mouth make others act violently
Your game of life, is best played silently.
Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,
their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.
She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.
Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.
Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.
Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Grandmas are Heroesmug. by swimmy761 January 1, 2004
Get the grandma pantiesmug. grandma bubbles is probably in her late sixties. but don’t let her age fool you! she is super cool and might have a slight addiction to candy and sweets! she believes that one diet Pepsi a day keeps the doctor away. she is usually sadly mistaken. grandma bubbles probably has many nicknames, one which might be bubz! and with any grandma bubbles will come with great responsibility and power! her back is more than likely 50/50 but her personality is 100/100! she’s too gorgeous for her own good! she is very sweet and probably still owes her grandchildren money. anyone who meets her will love grandma bubbles and her powerful, exotic, out of this world, and adventurousness personality! never let a grandma bubbles get away from you. you WILL regret it for the rest of your life and then pass the regret on for generations.
by coolperson800 June 29, 2020
Get the grandma bubblesmug. by LOUDINI. June 21, 2021
Get the Grandma Classicmug.