texting

Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.

Some dipshit was texting me about his whole weekend, it would have been a three minute phone conversation if he called.

by teabag September 25, 2007

texticide

death by idiotic preoccupation with texting

To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am SO going to die!" Texticide might be preceded by texts like "Seriously, I am just about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, doood, Im like totally wrkng rite now. Nah, ths chemical plants run thmslvs." "o shit! gotta go. ttyl!!!"

by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

Texting your life away

A phrase used to point out that a friend is constantly texting rather than giving their full attention to the current social situation. It is like they are there but not there.

*While watching the hockey game*
Ted: Damn, Sergio! You have been texting the entire period and have missed every goal. You are texting your life away!
Sergio: *silence as he is busy texting and didn't even hear the comment*

by Alibaster Snair January 19, 2011

stink texting

the art of text messaging while defecating

I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.

by DRGTYJ January 19, 2009

Rape Texting

Getting someone's number from a mutual friend, and texting that person without their consent.

William asked me for Marissa's number, but then we realized he should just ask her for her number himself so we couldn't accuse him of Rape Texting.

William: Hey, Do You Have Marissa's Number?
Michelle: Yeah, Do You Want It?
William: Yeah, Wait. . . Maybe I Should Just Ask For It Myself, If I Didn't It Would Be Creepy, She Might Say I'm Rape Texting Or Something.
Michelle: True.

by Baby Cut Carrots May 5, 2011

Bag Texting

When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.

"Hey! what are you looking for in your bag, Jenn?" "Oh nothing, I'm just bag texting".

by XtinaX123 July 30, 2011

textificationator

a textificationator is one who engages in the act of text messaging.

oh my roflmayo, katie is such a textificationator.

by sophiahsophiah. aka Bernie Man January 2, 2009