1: When a man plutonicly loves and respects another male (commonly another friend) and is somewhat of that dominant male's lapdog his master can boss around.
2: When a man is infatuated with another man in a nonhomosexual way and is a synonym of "brotherly love".
3: When either male/female is attracted to or in love with a "manly" man and litteraly worships their testicles.
4: When a man loves another male's sex organs IN a homosexual way.
5: For a male to accuratley measure another man's "Coochie" by just seeing it
2: When a man is infatuated with another man in a nonhomosexual way and is a synonym of "brotherly love".
3: When either male/female is attracted to or in love with a "manly" man and litteraly worships their testicles.
4: When a man loves another male's sex organs IN a homosexual way.
5: For a male to accuratley measure another man's "Coochie" by just seeing it
(1)
Jack: Yo homie jack that fools wallet!
Bill: No way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.
(2)
Jack: Yo son, you like a brother to me
Bill: diddo foo
Jack: Let's compare penis length in a nonhomosexual manner.
Bill: Alright but let's use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills
(3)
Jack: I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BALLS!
Bill: SAME HERE!
Jack: this is some REAL testicular worship
(4)
Jack: I am so tottaly in love with your balls bro
Bill: Ugh i'm not in the mood for your testicular worship.
(5)
Jack: can you testicularly worship me?
Bill: It looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
Jack: Yo homie jack that fools wallet!
Bill: No way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.
(2)
Jack: Yo son, you like a brother to me
Bill: diddo foo
Jack: Let's compare penis length in a nonhomosexual manner.
Bill: Alright but let's use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills
(3)
Jack: I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BALLS!
Bill: SAME HERE!
Jack: this is some REAL testicular worship
(4)
Jack: I am so tottaly in love with your balls bro
Bill: Ugh i'm not in the mood for your testicular worship.
(5)
Jack: can you testicularly worship me?
Bill: It looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
by RAYLOVESYOU19 September 7, 2010
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boyfriend: ...
girlfriend: what?
boyfriend: who even says that?
girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.
boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")
boyfriend: ...
girlfriend: what?
boyfriend: who even says that?
girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.
boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")
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To be without testicles.
Pronounced "Sans TESTI-CLEES", emphasis on the final syllable.
First known use was Episode 41 of Family Guy, "Screwed the Pooch", released in 2001.
Pronounced "Sans TESTI-CLEES", emphasis on the final syllable.
First known use was Episode 41 of Family Guy, "Screwed the Pooch", released in 2001.
If Nick isn't going to shut the fuck up, he better start applying for a new passport - because his new name will be "Sans Testicles"
From Family Guy:
Mr. Putersmith: You know Brian, this is a lot like a greek tragedy. Of course you'll be playing the role of Sans testicles.
From Family Guy:
Mr. Putersmith: You know Brian, this is a lot like a greek tragedy. Of course you'll be playing the role of Sans testicles.
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Get the testicleez mug.Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
Get the testicle festival mug.When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.
Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.
by GustyDingus March 24, 2017
Get the Testicle T-bone mug.Testicles or testes are the pair of male glands that produce sperm fluid; the tiny sperm in the fluid each contain half the 'information' required to produce another being of the same species. The other half is provided by the egg that is produced in the female equivalent glands called ovaries. When sperm is spurted into the female via the penis and has travelled through the cervix into the womb, the thousands of sperm surround the 'waiting' egg and when one sperm is successful in piercing the egg, the egg, which is hundreds of times larger than the sperm, then prevents further sperm from doing so. The egg is then "fertilized" and eventually grows into a new being of the same species.
The testicles also produce a hormone called testosterone; this hormone in large doses is what makes a being grow into a male. Thus testicles are what makes a male a male!
Unfortunately for mammals, the testicles have to be on the outside of the body so that they do not get too warm. They are composed of tiny tubes or sperm ducts where the sperm are produced; these tubes are coiled up like very thin coils of spaghetti and are contained within an outer cover attached to the body by a thicker tube (the testicle or sperm chord). This chord has a thin walled swelling at the testicle end called the “Epididymis” and this is protected by being at the back of the testicle. This swelling is very important because it is where the sperm is stored and reaches full maturity after being produced in the sperm ducts or tubes. Both the testicles are contained in a special skin bag called the scrotum that adjusts to keep the testicles at the right temperature; closer to the body in cold external temperatures and further from the body in warm external temperatures.
Because they are delicate, testicles have many nerve endings and these are made to cause pain if struck or put under pressure so that the owner will take care not to damage them. This pain is extreme and is not solely confined to the testicles and even a fairly moderate blow can cause debilitation by causing the owner to go into shock; a very hard blow can not only rupture the testicle, but can cause so much shock that the owner dies.
Human nature being what it is, testicles are very often the subject of torture to force a man to tell all he knows as in almost all cases, no man can withstand the pain caused.
Women also find testicles a welcome vulnerability in an otherwise much stronger assailant in self-defence; the famous kick in the balls is a great equalizer.
Additionally, because testicles, along with the penis, are an observable difference in the sexes and because they are what make a man a man, they are often the target (both mental and real!) of female hate (and revenge!) for making men “the way they are”!
The testicles also produce a hormone called testosterone; this hormone in large doses is what makes a being grow into a male. Thus testicles are what makes a male a male!
Unfortunately for mammals, the testicles have to be on the outside of the body so that they do not get too warm. They are composed of tiny tubes or sperm ducts where the sperm are produced; these tubes are coiled up like very thin coils of spaghetti and are contained within an outer cover attached to the body by a thicker tube (the testicle or sperm chord). This chord has a thin walled swelling at the testicle end called the “Epididymis” and this is protected by being at the back of the testicle. This swelling is very important because it is where the sperm is stored and reaches full maturity after being produced in the sperm ducts or tubes. Both the testicles are contained in a special skin bag called the scrotum that adjusts to keep the testicles at the right temperature; closer to the body in cold external temperatures and further from the body in warm external temperatures.
Because they are delicate, testicles have many nerve endings and these are made to cause pain if struck or put under pressure so that the owner will take care not to damage them. This pain is extreme and is not solely confined to the testicles and even a fairly moderate blow can cause debilitation by causing the owner to go into shock; a very hard blow can not only rupture the testicle, but can cause so much shock that the owner dies.
Human nature being what it is, testicles are very often the subject of torture to force a man to tell all he knows as in almost all cases, no man can withstand the pain caused.
Women also find testicles a welcome vulnerability in an otherwise much stronger assailant in self-defence; the famous kick in the balls is a great equalizer.
Additionally, because testicles, along with the penis, are an observable difference in the sexes and because they are what make a man a man, they are often the target (both mental and real!) of female hate (and revenge!) for making men “the way they are”!
As her pointy toe shoe struck him in the testicles, the testoserone pumped up jock went down like a sack of poatatoes; the other girls giggled at his screams as she kicked them again.
by Mike Martlet July 3, 2005
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