tabletpc

Noun. A notebook PC that lets a user flip the screen around and lay it down on the keyboard so they can use a pen to navigate about the computer's GUI and write or take notes directly on the screen using their own handwriting.

I just bought the Toshiba Portege Tablet PC. It's okay, but I wish it had a Centrino Bundle at 2.0Ghz instead of a crappy Pentium 3 at 1.33ghz. And 802.11G. And 4 USB2.0 ports instead of 2. and I want it to be half as thin. And weigh half as much. Is that asking too much?

by Aaron September 13, 2003

target douchebaggery

an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.

when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.

Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??

Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.

Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!

by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011

tardlet

A retard in its infantile stage. This could be 1. literal (a retarded infant) or 2. metaphorical - describing something or someone that is so retarded that it lacks basic functional skills, motor or otherwise.

1. Wow - considering they are both retards, I'm grossly shocked that their baby isn't a tardlet.

2. There should really be a tardlet showdown: Snooki and Deena vs. All three Kardashian girls. Winner gets the tardlet medal of honor!!

3. Dude I look like such a tardlet in that pic.

by forealist May 9, 2012

Tabletubby

The act of walking around with an iPad or similar tablet partially tucked down the front of your pants so that you can listen to videos on Youtube via headphones while doing housework or chores. The result is that you have a video emanating from your abdominal area.

My house was a mess and my iPod was dead, so i stuck my tablet down my pants and began to Tabletubby The Atheist Experience on Youtube until everything was sparkling.

by heyufck December 30, 2012

Tabletage

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

Target Practice

The act of jerking off while in the front parking lot of a target

Hey dude, did you hear that Tony was doing some Target Practice the other day? He beat my record of 2 meters!

by strongzerobitch August 21, 2020

Target Forehead

A girl who has a fat forehead is giving you head, but doesn't want you to nut in her mouth. Her forehead is so fat, it makes the perfect target to finish on.

I saw this one bad bitch at the bowling alley and she got that perfect target forehead.

by LilCox June 21, 2021