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dash stroker

A snobby individual who determines the quality of an automobile by the quality and texture of its interior plastics with little regard for the package as a whole.

The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.

Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
by officerk December 4, 2011
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butt stroke

The act of using the butt end, or stock of a rifle to strike an enemy across the face, chest, neck, or other body parts. Taught to members of the military as means of defending yourself in a hand-to-hand combat situation when all else fails, or just for the fun of it. The butt stroke is highly effective and extremely painful for the unfortunate fuck on the receiving end. The butt stroke is with a rifle what a "pistol whip" is with a handgun. The butt stroke can be properly executed with any type of firearm fitted with a shoulder stock, however, it is most effective with heavier weapons, such as an M240B of the M249 SAW. If you are properly equipped with enough muscle, a .50 Cal M2 HMG is quite the preferred tool of choice, however, due to it's weight, size, and the fact that it's normally mounted can be a challenging obstacle.
"If you don't back the fuck up I'm gonna butt stroke you into next fuckin' year!"

"John got drunk and butt stroked Amy right in the face! Oh, I hope she has medical insurance!"

"We were down to our last mag and then we got overrun, so we jumped up and butt stroked haji long and hard!"

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, how may I help you?"
"Yes sir, I'm looking for a rifle."
"Are you looking for a hunting rifle or something less powerful, for say, target shooting?"
"Oh, no sir. I need good butt-strokin' rifle."
by Long Tab October 24, 2008
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stroker

An internal combustion engine that has been modified to increase displacement by replacing the stock crankshaft with a crankshaft that has more throw. This increased throw necessitates modified pistons and usually new rods. The increase in displacement resulting from stroking an engine will almost always result in an engine that produces more torque (and HP) than the stock engine.
That car flys, it's got a stroker.

That heavy-ass Impala SS smoked those LS1's - what's he got in there? Oh yea, that car has a 383 stroker with nitrous.
by Chrissssonic June 6, 2005
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vinegar strokes

the pre-orgasmal point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to blurt your mess will result in blue balls
i was pulling up to the vinegar strokes when she woke up and caught my sticky gift in her freshly opened eye
by linton gillespie April 23, 2006
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choke stroke

Grabbing your bitch by the neck while fucking her brains out
She loves it when I choke stroke her
by haaaan August 12, 2014
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stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation
she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy
by Jake March 15, 2004
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ego stroke

verb: when someone purposely fishes for compliments from other people to reassure themselves that they are in fact good looking and/or good at a certain subject.

see also: ego, ego high, ego-tastic, ego trippin
Dylan: hey ladies, I'm looking mighty fine today don't cha think? Man I'm good and looking good!

Leanne: (*awkwardly replies*) yeah man, shit you're friggen sexy...wait... aren't you like 15?

Mary: Leanne don't buy that crap, he's just looking for an ego stroke...he's not even that GREAT looking! It looks like he just got ran over by the ice cream truck that says "watch for children" all over it.
by ae123456 November 10, 2009
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