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Stomp Job

Though rare, the stomp job can be pretty popular in the Cambodian area. Popularized in U.S. by the fame of Ashton Kutcher, Bill Clinton, and Juan Valdez, the stomp job consists of three stages, with the final stage being the act's namesake. It requires at least 1 penis.

Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.

Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.

Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
"I fucking hate stomp jobs. Ashton can go to hell."
by philadave69 May 17, 2009
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Gut stomp

I'll gut stomp your sorry ass! That ol' boy got his guts stomped out last night!
by gutstomper January 4, 2014
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stomped out

Usually refers to an item that is smashed beyond recognition. Can also refer to run-down automobiles, cars, houses, or other personal effects.
Man, did you see that old Nintendo someone left in that garbage can back there? It's so stomped out it looks like a puzzle.
by Path January 3, 2006
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stomple

v. The unintentional infliction of harm or injury with disregard or indifference to the victim(s), by a mass of people with booted feet.

n. The action or sound of stompling. Can also be a circular group dance involving a rhythmical, heavy step.
Bob fell down while in the pit at the Pantera show and was stompled for quite a while before anyone helped him out of there.
by Mack Caddy September 4, 2005
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Slompywampleybearstribeastyti

Dude, look at those slompywampleybearstribeastytis!
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Stomp Fuck

The act of badly beating someone or something, often with your foot, brick, hammer, etc...
Dude, I left my truck in front of a bar and I came back to find that they Stomp fucked my truck beyond recognition
by Yucaipaguy909 March 14, 2011
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stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you
by littlejimmie December 17, 2019
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