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stiffie time

The meaning of the phrase 'Stiffie Time' comes mainly from the word stiffie.
Any time a man (or woman for that fact) is a little over-excited, it's a stiffie time.
Stiffie Time can also mean: Hard, or constantly horny.
1.) "Man, these beers are giving me a STIFFIE TIME right now!!"
2.) It's 'Stiffie Time' I think we should mate in that closet over there.
3.) "Don't hit that dude over there during 'Stiffie Time' he'll fuck you up!"
4.) What time is it? STIFFIE TIME!!!
by Stiffie Steve September 1, 2005
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'Stiffy time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.
What time is it?! STIFFY TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffy time tonight.
Why is it always stiffy time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffy time.
by StiffieSteve May 30, 2008
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Stiff dick

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!
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Stiff

Someone (a guy) that doesn't want to talk to/pursue girls and would rather stand by themselves, thus being a stiff.
Wow, Kevin was a stiff again and stayed in the corner as a hot girl danced by herself.
by fernandoalejandro May 27, 2010
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Used to describe a strong alcoholic drink. The more stiff the drink is, the more alcohol there is in it.
Man this drink is fucking stiff. Five ounces of 5 o'clock vodka and five ounces of Kool-Aid lemonade.
by Filthy Sally February 14, 2007
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stiffgoat

"You are such a stiffgoat!"

"You Fag of Tits! Go visit stiffgoat.com!"
by holger2007 December 14, 2006
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Stiff Biffy

Having a fully erect penis while wearing sweat pants.
"Dude, I got early the other morn'n and went to hardee's for a biscuit only to look down and see that I was totally sport'n a stiff biffy. The cashier called the cops when she saw the head peak'n out."
by P.T. Rodriquez October 5, 2006
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