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Stealth Bombing

Insulting a certain individual without them ever finding out
"Damn Tiffany is such a Hitler Cunt" "Why are you stealth bombing on Tiffany so hard"
by Bin Laden's Meaty pussy October 14, 2016
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stealth smasher

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising
Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!
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Stealth Booker

Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?

(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)

Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
by Blargle Margle June 8, 2011
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Stealth balls

1. An intentional secret protrusion of the scrotum sack through the fly of a man's pants. This is done to induce shock or laughter from the intended target. Many innocent bi-standards may be injured after seeing this.
John: "Damn it! Joe pulled out his stealth balls again last night. It caused Jane to almost throw up all over me!"
by nakdau March 24, 2010
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Super-stealth

1. Super-stealth: To be extremly sneaky so that others do not notice your presence.

2. Super-stealthily: An extremly sneaky way to commit an act.
1. a girl is lying in bed half naked falling asleep while friends talk around her, look up to see a boy standin in the room aswell

Girl: Wooaahhhh when did you come? You're so super-stealth...

2. I will now go smoke a ciggarette super-stealthily so that my nark brother doesn't catch me.
by Stealth-master July 7, 2008
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Stealth List

The playlist on a young male's iTunes that contains songs considered innapropriate for the male to be listening to by his peers, having a name designed to avoid suspicion from peers looking through their iTunes. Common artists include Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Cascada. It is not uncommon for all members of a social circle to each have Stealth Lists almost identical to each others', but never know.
My little sister just tried to buy a Taylor Swift album on my iTunes, but it was already on my Stealth List.
by pohkfr1r1c3 August 18, 2009
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Stealth Bottom

Noun

A gay man who comes across as a top but ends up being a total bottom. a bottom that flies under the radar.
I thought that Tom would be a total top, but he is one of those stealth bottoms
by kroppen5000 January 28, 2014
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