Ronaldo Statue

A statue made of soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo that came out looking like a deformed David Beckham.

"You are so ugly, you look like a Ronaldo Statue."

by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017

Statue of Liberty

A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.

Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.

by AYB May 11, 2003

status bang

A status bang is when you have sex with a man or woman purely because of their power. It is strictly about how powerful they are and even if they look like Margaret Thatcher it is acceptable.

"Bob: Would you bang Margaret Thatcher?

Rob: Yea that's a legit status bang."

by Bark Bobber May 6, 2010

statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

by fizzle April 5, 2004

sweet-statutory

defined as an extremely attractive female minor, under the age of 18

"Dude look at that girl over there......she's gotta be like 15 though......Sweet-Statutory!"

by Bruce Da Truth July 14, 2006

mushroom status

This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.

No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.

by Duckbutt September 23, 2005

Statue

1. A three-dimensional form or likeness sculpted, modeled, carved, or cast in material such as stone, clay, wood, or bronze.

2. A person with an exceptionally strong and "chiseled" appearance.

3. Someone of unusual stubbornness; a person unyielding despite immense physical and/or mental pain; a stoic.

"Dude, look, an eagle!"
"No, dude, that's a statue."

"That dude's a frigging statue!"
"I know, right? Check out that six-pack."

"HOLY #$%*, did I just run you over with my Tahoe?!"
"Ummm... I believe so."

by Wazakra April 21, 2010