squirreling

(v):The act of placing 2 or more ceramic squirrels between the rear and front tires of a car with the intent of revenge or for just unadulterated fun.
(n)squirrel-er, (adj)squirrel-y,

Brian went squirreling last night and squirreled the fuck out of those two hoes - they really had it coming.

by steeeeveo October 16, 2006

Squirreling

To act like a fucking retard, or a Clay.

Excuse me sir, but why didnt you do your homework?

Oh i was just squirreling

by sk8flip420yo September 21, 2009

Squirrel

A male who is mostly interested in sex, or will only call or text a female for sexual purposes.

"Hey girl, I think 'ol boy over there wants to holla at you..."

"Its alright, its just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"

by fckasquirrel August 1, 2009

squirrel

Someone you like. Mainly someone you want to bang.

Jill: Hey, Bill, do you have a squirrel?
Bill: Jill, you know you're my squirrel. Wanna go have sex?

by squirrel1990 December 24, 2006

squirrel

A criminal, a suspect, a rodent.

we need to get that squirrel man

by geepers January 12, 2009

Squirrel

A woman.

A chick.

A female

" man I went to them club and it was wall yo wall filled with nothing but squirrel"

" C'mon son that's my squirrel, why do you call her a squirrel because they chase nuts"

by Marco Bengy February 26, 2011

squirrel

To cuddle; spoon, usually on a couch or bed or anywhere comfortable: hell any place you land.

Usually done with another person(s), or done by self.

Most effective when under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Gives a more relaxing feel to it.

"Awww man Im so tired & stressed out. All I wanna do is squirrel on the couch with my boo."

"Lets all just squirrel with eachother and calm ourselves."

by caseykaz January 29, 2008