squirreling

(v):The act of placing 2 or more ceramic squirrels between the rear and front tires of a car with the intent of revenge or for just unadulterated fun.
(n)squirrel-er, (adj)squirrel-y,
Brian went squirreling last night and squirreled the fuck out of those two hoes - they really had it coming.
by steeeeveo October 16, 2006
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Squirreling

To act like a fucking retard, or a Clay.
Excuse me sir, but why didnt you do your homework?

Oh i was just squirreling
by sk8flip420yo September 21, 2009
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Squirrel

A male who is mostly interested in sex, or will only call or text a female for sexual purposes.
"Hey girl, I think 'ol boy over there wants to holla at you..."

"Its alright, its just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"
by fckasquirrel August 02, 2009
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Someone you like. Mainly someone you want to bang.
Jill: Hey, Bill, do you have a squirrel?
Bill: Jill, you know you're my squirrel. Wanna go have sex?
by squirrel1990 December 21, 2006
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" man I went to them club and it was wall yo wall filled with nothing but squirrel"

" C'mon son that's my squirrel, why do you call her a squirrel because they chase nuts"
by Marco Bengy February 08, 2011
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To cuddle; spoon, usually on a couch or bed or anywhere comfortable: hell any place you land.

Usually done with another person(s), or done by self.

Most effective when under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Gives a more relaxing feel to it.

"Awww man Im so tired & stressed out. All I wanna do is squirrel on the couch with my boo."

"Lets all just squirrel with eachother and calm ourselves."
by caseykaz January 29, 2008
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