squirp

To Inhale From A Bong Too Hard Resulting In Profound Coughing

Last Night Nick Was Smoking With Joe And Joe Squirped The Bong Which Left Him Coughing For the Rest Of the Night

by Master Flow October 20, 2008

Squirmish

A verbal stoush between two or more parties that is so petty, pointless, misinformed or ill-conceived that it makes witnesses wince with embarrassment, or so uncomfortable that they don't know where to look.

Did you hear those two going off at each other across the table? I just don't want to get involved in these squirmishes.

by KeithMyArthe September 26, 2009

squirkle

A square with rounded corners.

ZOMFGZ!! A Squirkle!

by Mike939393 January 16, 2008

squirb

(noun) NorCal Slang for Marijuana. Derived from the word Herb.

Dude, where is my Squirb.

by Ramidus April 23, 2003

SQUIRL!

A mythical creature used to distract others while in a conversation when you lose your train of thought. Derived from Pixar's movie "up" in which a squirrel distracts the dogs but never appears in the movie.

Example with no SQUIRL!:
So I was talking to him and he..... what was I saying?

Example with SQUIRL!:
So I was talking to him and he, SQUIRL!.... said he was going to get food.

by Goliath520 March 30, 2010

squirff

A squirff occurs when a male passes gas and the fart gets stuck between his scrotum and groin area. The pocket of air eventually finds it's way into the open air and transforms from a fart into a squirf. They smell similar to a fart but with a hint of vinager.

"Man, that squirff tickled when it squeezed between my scrotum. Pass me another beer would ya?"

by Travis Dean December 1, 2007

squirble

1. To lose something very precious.

2. To wrestle away from; to make unattainable

1. If you're not careful, you could lose your grip on that gift and squirble it forever.

2. Circumstance squirbled her away from him.

by Aquila Sunrise February 7, 2009