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V-Squad

The "Virgin Squad"; membership is restricted to virgins only, and is automatically revoked the first time someone has sex. Like any team, there are "Captains" (see super-virgin) and disciplinary measures for members who misbehave (ie probation).
César: Did you hear, Caitlin got kicked off the V-squad last night?
Jaime: What??? She goes from being a Captain to getting kicked off the team in less that a week, and here I've been on probation for months! What gives?
by sushichick June 27, 2005
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fistina squad

A computer repair company that comes to your house and plays with fistina all day and doesn't fix a damn thing.
I called the fistina squad today and I got fucked.
After I called fistina squad, I can download porn 55 times faster.
by Fistina May 25, 2006
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Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.
by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012
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squadge

To squeeze or manipulate with the hands; usually used as part of a derogatory phrase. Scottish in origin, popularised by Chewin' the Fat.
Go an hen, gi' us a squadge av yer fannay.
by Malcy Bee February 13, 2005
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squaddie tan

A sun tan (or burn) gained by spending lots of time outdoors wearing an issue T-Shirt. Arms, neck and head will be exposed to the sun, torso will be white and pale.
A: You've been digging in the garden all weekend?
B: Yes - and I've got a squaddie tan.
by daemonchild May 24, 2007
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Cock Squad

Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.
"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."
by The Blue Avenger March 6, 2009
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Hustle Squad

realest niggas in the game, makin money, on they grind twenty fo seven, aint got time for no chit chat, money is the motive for these niggas
Honcho and his goons making that fa$t ¢a$h. Hustle squad only fucks with the most real niggas in the game.
by Nerd Slayer 666 March 24, 2013
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